The Happy Ending that was Not Allowed

I had the opportunity to try something this weekend that I've never done before... a couples massage. 


Joe and I had a date night planned Friday night, and he suggested that we go have a couples massage together.  He perused some local coupon sites and found a 20 minute foot massage plus one hour full body massage for $30 each.


First and foremost, I'm going to be upfront and tell you that initially, I felt a little 'dirty' about this so-called couples massage.  I have no idea why.  Probably out of naivety and quite possibly out of just general weirdness, but I felt dirty.  Maybe you've felt that way before, or maybe not, but I certainly did, but went along with it because ... come on.... I should probably grow up when it comes to things like this.


So, I called the place and it sounded legit.  In the back of my mind, I was very nervous that it was going to be some kind of "shady" place like I've seen on the news where women are giving "massages" to lonely men.    I went ahead and scheduled the appointment for 6:30 for the two of us and promptly began staling this company's facebook page to determine their viability in my book of "approved places we can go".


Based upon the reviews on FB they passed, so I kept the appointment.


..but not without warning him that "he no get massage with Happy Ending."


I'm pretty sure he thought i was really stupid for even saying that, but you know what... i had to make sure we were clear.






So, we get there a little early and hang out in the waiting room chatting.  


They took us back to this little room with 2 chairs/beds and had us take off our shoes and socks.  We stayed clothed for the remainder of the massage.  They offer group rooms too, where a bunch of ladies can go get pampered one afternoon and be able to lay there together.  That would be nice too!


But anyway - we rested peacefully whilst the nice man and lady massaged almost every muscle in our bodies!  It was so nice!  After our massage we went to eat dinner and headed home.


Saturday, we had some errands to run in the morning and spent the latter part of the afternoon Registering at Target!  That was fun!


That evening, we headed to Broad Ripple to eat at Union Jack's, as we'd both been craving a nice healthy deep dish pizza.  Thankfully, they didn't disappoint.  After we ate, we headed to the mall to pick up his son and proceeded to go back to his condo, where I took a test and hung out with the boys while they did what men do!


Overall, it was a really fun weekend and I simply cannot wait until we can spend more time together in closer proximity.... like the same address!


YAY!